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Serious.  Ferret.  Business.

Serious. Ferret. Business. Mastodon hosted on

Do you know the admin? Do you like ferrets? Did you play a Ferret Shaman in Shadowrun? Did a ferret steal your bike and now you're a were-bike because the ferret bit you? wELLL..

This might be the place for you. It might not. It's a small instance and it's for serious. business. No bike stealing. No transmission of Bikecanthropy. No shaman spells within 1d6 of the loot bag. No dipped cones on the couch.

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What is Mastodon?

Mastodon is a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.

Built for real conversation
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You’re a person, not a product
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Always within reach
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A more humane approach
Learning from failures of other networks, Mastodon aims to make ethical design choices to combat the misuse of social media.